quinta-feira, 10 de janeiro de 2008

Marido Ciumento...


E depois as mulheres é que são ciumentas e possessivas....

Um casal entra num conhecido restaurante de Lisboa e encontra-se com um grupo de amigos, um deles dirige-se ao marido:

- Olá Paulo, como estás?

O marido responde: - Mal, tenho sida. O médico deu-me apenas uns meses de vida.

O amigo despede-se e FICA todo encavacado.

A mulher diz ao marido em voz baixa:

- Paulo, não sejas parvo! Como é que dizes às pessoas que tens sida se TU o que realmente tens é cancro nos pulmões?

O marido responde:

- Eu morro de qualquer forma, mas a ti ninguém te come!!!

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